It's time for a little silliness. I got this idea from LJ at Presbyterian Gal.
And if you're not in the mood for a meme, you can skip to the post below.
Google your name and the word needs after it. Put the text string in quotes to limit your search. (i.e. "Deb needs") List the first 10 items where your text string shows up in a complete sentence (assuming of course that they are G-rated...) and see what you get!!
1. Ruth needs a husband.
(No thanks. I like the one I have just fine.)
2. Ruth needs our help!
(Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help!)
3. Ruth needs your vote.
(Didn't you know? I'm running for president, and I approved this message.)
4. Ruth needs moolah moolah!
(Presidential campaigns are expensive, you know.)
5. Ruth needs public search listing.
(But private searches are so much more fun.)
6. Ruth needs ashtray on boat deck.
(The Titanic is sinking, so I'm showing my nonchalance by puffing away.)
7. Ruth needs only 10 homers in 47 games to break record.
(I guess it's time to hit the steroids.)
8. Ruth needs hugs!
(Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms.)
9. Ruth needs support.
(Yeah, like a good sports bra to wear while I'll hitting all those home runs.)
10. Ruth needs pistol.
(But I'm a Democrat who supports gun control. This can't be right.)
If you read this and like it and wanna do it - consider yourself tagged.