Thursday, August 14, 2008

Needy Needy Meme


It's time for a little silliness. I got this idea from LJ at Presbyterian Gal.
And if you're not in the mood for a meme, you can skip to the post below.

Google your name and the word needs after it. Put the text string in quotes to limit your search. (i.e. "Deb needs") List the first 10 items where your text string shows up in a complete sentence (assuming of course that they are G-rated...) and see what you get!!

1. Ruth needs a husband.
(No thanks. I like the one I have just fine.)





2. Ruth needs our help!
(Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help!)

3. Ruth needs your vote.
(Didn't you know? I'm running for president, and I approved this message.)

4. Ruth needs moolah moolah!
(Presidential campaigns are expensive, you know.)

5. Ruth needs public search listing.
(But private searches are so much more fun.)

6. Ruth needs ashtray on boat deck.
(The Titanic is sinking, so I'm showing my nonchalance by puffing away.)

7. Ruth needs only 10 homers in 47 games to break record.
(I guess it's time to hit the steroids.)

8. Ruth needs hugs!
(Nobody loves me, everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms.)

9. Ruth needs support.
(Yeah, like a good sports bra to wear while I'll hitting all those home runs.)

10. Ruth needs pistol.
(But I'm a Democrat who supports gun control. This can't be right.)

If you read this and like it and wanna do it - consider yourself tagged.

11 comments:

Sis said...

I'm tagged! And I played!

FUN Ruthie!
XOXO

bonnie said...

OK Ruth, somehow I think you tagged me for this. I accept your challenge. Yee haw.

Presbyterian Gal said...

You got good ones! Very funny.

AnneDroid said...

Excellent results to your search. I did this once and am cutting/pasting mine here:

1.Anne needs this yesterday.
2.Anne needs to win sexiest veg!
3.Anne needs to unequivocally apologise for entering an arena...
4.Anne needs to be at least pardoned for the crimes she didn't commit.
5.Anne needs a group of at least 6 people.
6.Anne needs help and her parents decide medication is the best alternative.
7.The elephant Anne needs to retire.
8.Also I give and bequeath unto Anne Needs the lower house and garden.

Ruth Hull Chatlien said...

Too funny, Anne. #4 is very ironic given your profession, don't you think?

Rosezilla said...

This was fun! I'll play. I like the moolah moolah one!

afeatheradrift said...

Sounds fun Ruth, I'll play, but not today...gotta head off to the Farmer's market in a few! Hope the textbook stuff is coming along!

Sharon said...

That's funny! I'll have to try it!

Have a great evening!

:0) Sharon

Barbara B. said...

Great, funny stuff!!

I'll buy you the ashtray for your boat deck... It seems like the least I can do.

Dawn said...

That was funny! What a great meme...I might try this.

Ginni Dee said...

I played Ruth! It was fun!! Thanks....I laughed at yours and your comments were the best!

XOXOXOX